Hellgate Jetboat Excursions now offering daily Covid Tours!
7/15/2020Fresh off off of their successful Hazardous Smoke Tours of 2018, the wildly popular Hellgate…
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GP Baskin Robbins saved by Y’all Qaeda
Sunday 5/31“We will fight them at the Supercuts, we will fight them at the Baskin…
Grants Pass, Idaho seeks name change.
Grants Pass, OR- Fresh off the heels of a ballot measure to secede to Idaho,…
3 Rivers School District Approves Dutch Bros Bro-rista Classes.
Southern Oregon- High Schools area wide have accepted that the best looking and most affluent…
Cave Junction selected to host 2020 Tweaker Olympics
On the evening of January 15th the President of the International Tweaker Olympic Committee (ITOC) announced Cave Junction…
Local Businesses suffer after annual Trimmigrant Exodus
Murphy, Oregon- With harvest season in the rear view mirror and the trimming season drawing…
California to Pay for Siskiyou Wall
Southern Oregon- In the wake of a huge increase in border crossings from the South,…
Local politician’s hairpiece attacks small child at rally
Grants Pass- Most political rallies have traditionally involved the shaking of hands and kissing of…
Hidden Valley Mustangs Beat Cincinnati Bengals in historic matchup
The newest trend in “shame sports” is to pit a winning high school team against…
Plastic bag riots at Walmarts statewide…
Oregon- In the wake of “Evil” Kate Brown’s banning of single use plastic bags in…