Hellgate Jetboat Excursions now offering daily Covid Tours!

7/15/2020
Fresh off off of their successful Hazardous Smoke Tours of 2018, the wildly popular Hellgate Jetboat Excursions has unveiled it’s Summer 2020 followup “Catch the Covid!” tour. Owner Robert Hampton excitedly announced the tours early this month. “We are so proud to announce the Covid Excursion! It’s going to be great! You can stand in line with 60 other people, no mask required, before boarding our boat for a trip down the river as the wind whips all around you, spreading the virus everywhere. Exciting!”
In addition, guests are encouraged to expose the teenage restaurant staff to the virus, as well as themselves, at large banquet style tables at the beautifully rustic Hellgate Lodge. The  less adventurous can take some comfort that there are flimsy low plastic dividers between the rows of seats that give the illusion of protection. It’s fun for the whole family! 

Book now! Seats are going faster than hospital beds in Florida!

– Travis Hampton