California to Pay for Siskiyou Wall

Southern Oregon- In the wake of a huge increase in border crossings from the South, local municipalities have unilaterally signed off on the construction of a border wall that will stretch from the Pacific Ocean just North of Crescent City, all the way to the Nevada border. The Anti-Californication League based in Medford issued a statement last week. “Californians are fleeing their state in record numbers, we just don’t have the room for all these refugees. We are going to begin construction early next year starting at the Siskiyou Pass on I-5 and work outwards from there. We have a plan to force California to pay for the wall at some point in the future”. Checkpoints manned by the %3 Oat Eaters will determine if crossings are interstate commerce or true immigrants. Refugees will be turned back. There are no plans for asylum contingencies. The local realtors associations are planning mass protests across the region. House to house searches will be conducted to root out Californians and relocate them south of the border.