Josephine County Designated a Gun Sanctuary featuring Tactical Petting Zoo.

Josephine County- In the wake of mass shootings all over the United States, many in Josephine County are in fear for their guns. This fear has sparked a movement to make this mountain county a “gun sanctuary”. Bo “gunny” Price Jr, hairy pot bellied leader of the local militia, the %3 Oat Eaters had this to say, “ when the gubment (sic) passes the law to come and take away my bump stock, I will be waiting with a locked and loaded AR aimed at them troops and law enforcement officials that I proclaim my love for on every piece of my clothing”

The county has also been asked to review a plan for a “first of it’s kind” gun petting zoo. The facility would offer a safe place for nationalist to fondle each other’s weapons, compare cartridge sizes, discuss tactical things, and compile notes on libtard neighbors.